April 2010
Beer, baby monitor and I are headed to neighbor Mick’s. If I turn up missing, it was Jason!
Yet Another Reason to Secede →
March 2010
“Your baby is racist.”
– Asian girlfriend kept Hale, who cried when he woke up to an Asian lady instead of Mama
Toys?
Who needs toys when there are grocery bags and Owen’s dirty clothes to play in?
Excited for Jeremy’s IA Summit presentation today - the one for the AZ conference. At his last preso, he failed to give a shoutout to the wife.
Hush Little Baby
Your hiccups are interfering with my Shazam.
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Date, date, date!
Lucky, lucky me. The stars aligned today for a lunch date with an old pal, dinner date with five lovely ladies and maybe an after dinner date.
Leave Me Alone!
I have the displeasure to know and run in the same circle with a couple of truly ugly people.
In one case, we are not friends because of repeated random aggression and incessant gossiping.
Now I am being harassed online. If our mutual friends keep deleting your comments towards me, perhaps you could get a clue that your behavior is inappropriate.
I happen to know these people read my Website....
BORING!
Much to my dismay, I have learned there will be no limo with stripper pole at my girlfriend’s bachelorette party.
A friend just attended such a party, but when relayed to me I thought it was a “pool” and proceeded to go on about how fun that sounded.
Need to learn Spanish pronto
Had to call bilingual girlfriend Elisa after coming upon a woman cradling her mother, with four little children looking on.
The grandmother felt tired, then fainted as they walked the trail from the Acorn Woods picnic area.
Grandmother had a bruise on her head and was not responsive.
A passing Verizon truck operator called 911. When an officer arrived, he took the information and spoke to...
Got some friendship bracelets at the church picnic. Kept a pink one and gave two away - one friend immediately broke his, another left his on the ground later. Nice.
As Jeremy Irritates
In the latest episode of Jeremy’s continuous effort to irritate me, he took my car to visit his parents. I called 15 minutes into his trip and asked where my purse was.
He promised that he got it out of the car and put it in the house. I searched the garage, kitchen, utility room, his office, our bedroom and found nothing. Called him to come home.
Ten minutes later, my cell rings:
...
Palm Sunday
O sings in the church choir and has a church Easter party tonight, preferably fisticuffs free.
Dinner Games
K: Jeremy, Dustin brought a game
J: Is it spin the bottle?
“So healthcare passes and it’s time to break out the camo?”
– J to Joe on his wind-breaking parka
Pizza Party
Another yummy Dyer dinner party. This time for ten adults, six kiddos and one babe.
Call 214.787.1987
I just did and told the DJ Nancy Pelosi has a lot of fans in N. TX and to keep the disparaging comments to himself.
He just called our Speaker a witch while introing a song. He told me on the phone it was a joke and “she’s a plastic surgery caricature and a crazy person”.
Call KLUV and complain now!
At the end of the phone call he paused and said “OK”.
Not OK at all.
“Stop worrying that crack pots are inserting their dogma into Texas...”
– Bill Maher’s New Rule 26 March 2010
Jeremy is off for a shave (I’m insisting) and haircut at a place with pool tables and booze. Owen is tagging along to give me a full report on what the lady stylists are wearing. We’ll have to see if Daddy is allowed to go back.
Grounded for Life
Guess who got into a fist fight at the Easter party? On our way home to clean his cut and scratched neck.
Breakfast with the Easter Bunny! Owen is “so excited, Mama, so excited.”
Culture Runneth Over
Visits to The Nasher, the DMA and topped off by World Day Picnic at O’s school.
AUDIO: KT speaking for Barbara Ann Radnofsky at...
OJ’s observation is today. He is so proud to show us his work.
Standing room only at the Mid-Cities Democrats Meeting. Feeling the Democratic love.
Free Marriage Advice
Husbands, if your wife tells you someone is rude, do not go tell that person what she just said.
(My Kind of) Celebrity Sightings
Ex pres of Gvine Garden Club and then Gvine City Councilwoman at the store. Sadly, my favorite grocer was not.
All set for tonight’s Mid-Cities Democrats Meeting. See you there.
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Sweet Hale will be seven months Saturday. Last night we gave back several borrowed outgrown baby items. This is going too quickly.
On the back patio. Hale and I are watching the storm come in.
Waitress just sat us in a room with several families. They don’t know these girls are rowdy.
Who Wants to Borrow My Baby?
I need someone to keep Hale and all grandparents are unavailable Wed afternoon. Help.
“This is a big fucking deal.”
– VP Joe Biden to President Obama. Had to go back and listen to verify. It sure is!
Fired Up, Ready to Go!
Parked in front of the TV with Gov. Haley and so moved to see healthcare reform signed.
Democratic Congressman Spit on, Called "Nigger" by... →
Again, not surprising.
We can disagree without shouting, name calling and spitting. Grow up!
UPDATE:
Before my three Republican and two Independent friends say this is not representative of the Tea Party movement, I have to say I think it is. These were the screaming folks at Congressional district meetings, hanging Congressmen in effigy, and it was a Tea Party-er that pushed a visibly...
Tickets booked for vacation. Don’t plan on robbing the house, because neighbor Jason will house sit.
Hale’s letter from the White House just arrived!
Yea!
Color Me Surprised →
Or not. West Texas’ GOP Representative Randy Neugebauer was “baby killer” shouter.